How To Raise A Jewish Dog

Cover Type: Softcover
Book Condition: Fine
Jacket Condition: None Issued
Publisher: Little Brown Book Group
Publisher Place: New York
Publisher Year: 2007
Edition: First Edition

Description: 165 pages. Book appears to have hardly been read and is in Fine condition throughout.

Publishers Description: Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs 2. Are these dogs nice I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable 3. Is this a stable business Do you make a decent living 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay 5. Dogs are animals does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies. Written (for real) by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl.

ISBN: 9780316154666